I would not be so vain as to imagine that my contributions to the “gaming Twitter followers” debate, nor the post they prompted by Will Heaven at the Telegraph, had anything to do with Econsultancy’s announcement yesterday that it was unfollowing the impressive 19,000 people its @econsultancy account had followed.

But I am going to chip in. Because, Chris Lake, merely unfollowing the 19,000 people your script followed for you isn’t good enough. And nor are the seeming half-truths and curious definitions in your blog post.

Let’s start with the claim that you were “experimenting” with Twitter when you employed an autofollow script. Were you young and naive in the ways of Twitter? Did you just want to see what would happen? Hmm. Smacks of the same kind of bullshit that @Mazi told the Telegraph:

Nadjm has made clear that his Twitter following has grown organically and properly. “I use Twitter as a networking experiment,” he tells me. “I manually follow hundreds of people using Twitter directories and by searching for hashtags such as #Iranelection which particularly interest me. But I have used Huitter.com to unfollow people who don’t follow me back, which can be painstaking otherwise, given the presence of hundreds of bots and spammers on Twitter. I have never knowingly violated Twitter’s terms of service.”

It didn’t wash when he said it, because he was deliberately misleading about his following methods. (Though he doesn’t explicitly state that he only follows manually, that’s what he means to imply.) And it doesn’t wash in your post, either.

It looks spammy to have 19,000 followers and to follow 19,000 people, but we don’t used Hummingbird or any pyramid software tools to grow our follower count. Our Twitter presence has grown organically.

“Looks” spammy? Sure does. You clearly used an autofollow script (which you admit earlier in the post), which suggests that you intended to artificially inflate your follower count. Even if you didn’t intend that, autofollow scripts do have that effect. Why hide behind this disingenuous and cutesy “we’re curious peeps here at Econsultancy” defence?

I presume by “Our Twitter presence has grown organically”, you mean that it has steadily increased at about the same rate. Well, duh: that’s what happens when you use an autofollow script. That’s not what I, and I’m guessing most other people, mean by “organic”.

“We simply want to start from scratch,” writes Chris. But this isn’t starting from scratch at all, Chris: what you’ve done is dump the a suspicious follower/following ratio, leaving a Twitter account that looks like it has been naturally followed by nearly 17,000 people. Forgive me for thinking that’s not plausible: at a bare minimum, the autofollow script is likely to have inflated that 17,000 by a few thousand. If you don’t understand that, you need to get out of social media.

What’s worrying about Econsultancy’s behaviour here is that not only did they start out with bad practices (I don’t buy their claims about “experimentation”), they’re now prevaricating and have embarked on a course of action that appears to make the offence even graver. Effectively, they’re burying bad behaviour, conveniently assuming (because they have no way of knowing) that their Twitter account has 17,000 natural followers. There’s just no way to tell.

So I’m challenging Chris to really start again by using the following method to clear out @Econsultancy’s follower count too. Why not start from zero on both sides?

I wonder if he’s got the balls to do it.

How to really “start from scratch” without losing your Twitter handle

Let’s assume your current account is called @JohnSmith.

• You’ll need to register a fresh, second account (call it @JohnSmith1) with an alternative email address.
• What you want to do is transfer the name @JohnSmith from the old account to the new one. First, log in to @JohnSmith via the website and change the username to @JohnSmith2.
• Immediately log out and log in to the new account (currently @JohnSmith1) and change the name of that account to @JohnSmith.
• Finally, you’ll want to archive your old account (the one with the gamed follower count), so rename that to something like @OldJohnSmith. That way you can still access your old tweets.

Update: In light of a comment below, I have modified my wording slightly to make it clear that even if it’s true Econsultancy only followed “real” followers back, rather than aggressively pursuing new ones, as I charge @Mazi with doing, my challenge stands. What Chris proposes isn’t “starting from scratch” as I understand the term.

I did say I was going to depersonalise this debate. And I meant it: look out for my post on the subject in January, which will be concerned with the issue of gaming followers and its effect on online reputation.

But in the meantime, it seems that Telegraph.co.uk has picked up the story. For those interested, here’s how they’re reporting it (click through to the original for pictures and links):

Have you ever wondered how some Twitter users manage to gain a huge following, despite having fairly limited online profiles otherwise? Welcome to “gaming”, a practice causing huge controversy in the Twitterverse. Put simply, gaming involves a small number of Twitterers who follow hundreds of people at a time (manually or using software), then “unfollow” those who don’t return the favour. This causes an overall long-term rise in their total follower counts, which artificially boosts their reputations online. Big tech industry names, all of whom have gained their followings “organically”, tell me they are keen to stamp out this practice.

One of the figures connected to this controversy is Maz Nadjm who, in his own words, is the man “responsible for social media at Sky TV”. PR Week once named him “the most influential communications professional on Twitter in the UK”, and he has been a speaker at the 140 Characters Conference, as well as a host of other high-profile social media events. But one well-known tech blogger is accusing Nadjm of “gaming” his Twitter account to boost his online profile.

@Mazi – Nadjm’s Twitter username – is followed by an impressive 33,201 people as of today. But just take a look at this graph from the excellent Twittercounter.com, which shows the number of people he has followed on Twitter over the last three months:

Sharp peaks and troughs in a graph can indicate that a Twitter user has added hundreds of people at a time and simply removed those who won’t follow back, a practice which guarantees an overall rise in the number of followers. According to his updated Twitter account, Nadj has 33,201 followers and is following 33,927. As one well-known London online reputation manager puts it: “The closer the two numbers are together, the more likely it is that [perfectly legal] modifications have been made. Is an individual likely to manually follow tens of thousands of people. Would you?”

On top of this, last week’s graph seems to show that Nadjm added a staggering 1,464 followers in one day. In the same week, the graph suggests that he also removed 1,262 people from his “following” list.

According to a well-informed source, very high numbers sometimes indicate that a “script” may have been used – a simple piece of code which directs a Twitter account to follow people and unfollow those who don’t follow back (there are dozens of these available online – and their use is banned by Twitter.com). In contrast to the graph above, here’s what another “following” increase looks like over the same three-month period:

Nadjm has made clear that his Twitter following has grown organically and properly. “I use Twitter as a networking experiment,” he tells me. “I manually follow hundreds of people using Twitter directories and by searching for hashtags – such as #Iranelection – which particularly interest me. But I have used Huitter.com to unfollow people who don’t follow me back, which can be painstaking otherwise, given the presence of hundreds of bots and spammers on Twitter. I have never knowingly violated Twitter’s terms of service.”

So “Mazigate“, as it has been termed online, may be evidence of nothing more than someone with stunning new popularity. But the practice of “gaming” is apparently endemic among social media experts and agencies and, although it’s not illegal, certain techniques have been explicity banned by Twitter. Yet dozens of third-party Twitter applications promise thousands of additional followers in an instant – often for large sums of money.

For people who use Twitter professionally, a follower count is often considered to be an accurate indicator of your online profile: it reflects your influence and connections in social media. So those who “game” are seen by many to be cheating to get ahead, in the same way that someone might adjust the achievements on their CV in order to get a job. Some gamers are also hoodwinking their technologically illiterate bosses into thinking they are highly successful. It’s a masterclass in how to capitalise in a new technological field – and all the more infuriating for honest techies because it so consistently works.

Good to see the mainstream media acknowledging the importance of keeping it real. Onwards and upwards.

That’s what someone wrote to me on Twitter yesterday. Ugh. Doesn’t it make you want to barf? What’s most annoying about people who use pathetic, weaselly phrases like this one (normally as a means of eliciting sympathy from their pocket band of social media fucktard sycophants) is that they normally take the “bad words” completely out of context.

Now, I’m not going to go into the conversational context any more than necessary, because that particular debate is over, and he and I have kissed and made up. But I am citing his tweet as an example of how not to conduct yourself in a public discussion.

Firstly, I never used the word “idiot”. (In fact, I hardly ever do. I much prefer “moron”.) I said “Are they stupid?”, referring to people who engage in certain behaviours. Not the same thing.

Secondly, I never called him a retard. I said something of the order “If you do x, it makes you look retarded.” Again, not the same thing.

There’s a nasty little sleight of hand going on here, changing an adjective used about someone’s behaviour into a noun describing them. I think most people are smart enough to see the difference between “Your behaviour is retarded” and “You’re a retard”, because they’re very different things. Ask a libel lawyer or forum moderator.

Think about the difference in connotative meaning between the two. On the one hand, you’re saying someone is acting in a foolish way. (This harmless enough usage has become especially prevalent in recent years after widespread adoption in America.) On the other, you’re saying they’re mentally deficient (and, you may think, being highly disrespectful to disabled people in the process).

But just because most people can see through such nonsense doesn’t make it cool to play silly tricks: someone who sees your response out of context, and who hasn’t seen the whole conversation, might take it at face value.

It’s not authentic. Hence, it’s not cool.

What is it about some people that makes them come out with crap like this? Is it a way of closing down the debate when they know they’re in the wrong? A way of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat? Making their enemy look like the bad guy (this one is used against Right-wing journalists all the time)? Or is it just a manifestation of a generally smug and superior demeanour?

Whatever it is, it annoys the hell out of me. Neither mindlessly and meaninglessly repeating “I respect your opinion”, nor deliberately and disingenuously twisting your opponents words to make them seem more offensive than they really were, makes the debate go away.

It just makes you look retarded.

A source writes, telling me the answer to my question earlier tonight to @Mazi is less exciting than I imagined.

I’ve done a bit of digging, and it turns out that @Mazi, @Joe and @rhys_isterix are (or were) “community managers” for Sky (@Mazi) and MySpace (@Joe and @rhys_isterix) respectively. According my source, they each pimped their personal Twitter profiles to their respective (and very large) work communities. If you’ve ever had a MySpace profile, you’ll remember Tom, that “automatic friend” you had when you joined. Hardly surprising Tom had a lot of friends, was it?

So although it’s possible these three didn’t use a script or a service like uSocial, they didn’t exactly get the followers they have naturally. You can see that in the tell-tale 1:1 ratio between followers and followees. Normally 30,000 of each would indicate a script, but it seems that in this case it’s a different kind of laid-back acquisition.

I wasn’t that interested in all this until I saw how uncomfortable and evasive @Mazi got when I asked him if he’d gamed his follower count. Now I understand why. If my source is correct, it wasn’t that the answer to my question was yes (which would have been a difficult admission, since using a script will get your Twitter profile suspended); it was that the reason his Twitter account looks like it does is even sillier. But it would at least mean that, although opportunistic, he’s not being as outright dishonest as many of us thought.

If my source is correct.

But hang on a minute. The community manager defence doesn’t explain why @Mazi and the others follow so many spambots and sex accounts. It doesn’t explain why their respective Twitter audiences are so poorly engaged, given their size. It doesn’t explain why @Joe admitted gaming his followers to a mutual friend at @Mazi’s own event, @cozytweetup.

And it doesn’t explain graphs like this one. In the words of a social media consultant friend of mine:

It’s quite simple. He culls 1k each time who aren’t following him back. Do it for the past 3 months and you can see on the graph that it’s not a smooth, organic line graph. Each peak comes after a trough.

Whatever the explanation, there’s no escaping the fact that there’s something fishy about these follower counts. Something that makes me wonder. Something other than the natural acquisition of followers as a result of being funny, or famous, or adding value to the community in some other way. When people like @mikebutcher are only tickling 15,000 (and follow a manageable 2,000), yet comparative nobodies have these strange 30,000 on both sides arrangements, you just know that something is going on.

They’ll tell you it’s none of anyone else’s business how they run their Twitter accounts. And they’re right, to a point. I mean, what do I care that they have to painstakingly select each of their actual friends from the 30,000-strong throng for custom TweetDeck columns, just so they can see what the people they genuinely know are saying?

But when @Mazi, in the face of strong evidence to the contrary, denies using a script or paid service to artificially inflate his follower count*, you have to wonder either why he’s lying, or why the numbers look like they do. All the evidence from online analytics tools suggests that the “community manager” defence simply isn’t good enough: the follower graph just wouldn’t look like that. So is there some other means of follower inflation I don’t know about? (Apparently, yes: see the update below.)

Ultimately, we’re just talking Twitter followers here. It’s not like this matters. @Mazi’s not committing any crime, he’s just being inauthentic and engineering his Twitter account to make his influence appear much greater than it is to those who don’t know any better. But “gaming influence” – which I charge each of the three people above with – raises some interesting questions:

(a) Why do this in the first place? Is it just ego?

(b) Have these guys had any positive benefits to having an apparently huge number of followers? Are their bosses impressed (because they don’t know any better)?

(c) Does anyone actually fall for this shit? That is, are @Mazi et al successful in misrepresenting their influence?

(d) Do they regret doing it? Would they consider starting afresh from 0?

Needless to say (although I did say it, yesterday), everyone’s favourite “conversation agency”, @wearesocial, is up to the same tricks. Only they don’t have the community manager defence.

The most important thing online is authenticity. You can be a total dick (and frequently I am), but you must always keep it real. How much easier this would have been if one of them had just given me a straight answer in the first place.

* I’ve rephrased this paragraph in light of the comment below from Nick. (Thanks, Nick!)

Update: @Joe has been in touch via Twitter. He’s asked me to make it clear that he did not use a scripting service (which is prohibited by Twitter’s terms of service), apparently contradicting the account I received from a mutual friend, above. Here’s what he says:

I didn’t use an automatic scripting service to add people, but you are completely right, my follower count is gamed. I was made redundant from MySpace & realised in order for companies to take you seriously you had to have a strong Twitter presence. It’s like going to an interview with an Armani suit on rather than an M&S one, it backs up the social media knowledge I possess. One [method] is called FlashTweet which is ok, I don’t really use them, I tend to manually follow ppl.

“Social media experts” are always banging on about “authenticity” and “authentic conversations”. But how authentic are they really?

The mess around Eurostar this weekend reminded me of my favourite “conversation agency”, we are social (who list Eurostar as a client, and are apparently in charge of the brand’s social media strategy). Let’s leave aside the pisspoor job Eurostar and their representatives have done this weekend: Mike Butcher has taken them apart already.

But take a look at we are social’s primary Twitter feed:

Notice that? Yeah, dodgy innit. 186 tweets but nearly 30,000 followers, with about the same number of followees. So what did others think?

Much the same as me, then.

There are two reasons these kind of numbers appear: either we are social paid for Twitter followers using a service like uSocial or someone in the office used a script that automatically follows and unfollows other people to artificially inflate the follower count.

When an individual does this, it’s a bit tragic. But when an agency whose reputation depends on authenticity does it, it’s much worse.

“But @wearesocial is just a feed!” whined Nathan McDonald to me last night. Err, OK, Nathan… why bother faking so many followers then? How is it in any way authentic to inflate your follower numbers using an automated script? Are you really “listening, understanding and engaging in conversations” with 30,000 people?

No, Nick. Neither do I.

What a brilliant wheeze social media is. So many big brands falling over themselves to throw cash at agencies staffed by schoolchildren. Look at we are social’s Who We Are page. Brilliant: every teenager with a Twitter account is a “manager” or an “executive”. (I’m not the only one to have noticed this.) I’ve met several of the people who now work at that agency and haven’t been impressed by one of them.

Social media experts, eh. There aren’t enough bullets.

(Image: Paul Clarke)

I often wake in the middle of the night, with what I imagine at the time to be a game-changingly insightful or brilliant train of thought suspended in mid-air in front of me. I’m immmediately gripped by panic, worried that I might lose it if I don’t get it down. So I flip open my MacBook and start typing furiously. When I’m done, I get back in to bed, and am usually asleep again within a few minutes.

I have about three hundred of these frantically-recorded night-time memos now. Here’s one of them.

How bda could things get if social networking turned nasty?
the major engine of destructon could be the recession
in a recessuibm cult-0liuke cgroupd form around certaub individuals
exciting at first
as in evey pyramid scheme, the btrsk poiny srrives
how could beple use twitter to wreak havoc in the sreets
could Teitter be used as an instument of ctimr, ettort,m  twitter
rumors srtrrt of a salr in an oxford st sotore which is mnot relas big dicounts ptomised
rivl stores employd twittered to =do it
talk of huge surprisie discounts
certain people hav been given tweets with info
some staff in on it – believe it
ma7ybe eve =n some of the management
discount not materialise
riot
 
“city markry guru”
usese twitter to broadcast predicutions
aciting oon inside informatiob first 2 times
third time del talking down stocks so he canbuy at t tht loest point
 
How Twitter could spiral out of control
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“I really like him, as a person, but I read he blog vbery fght qinf
fractiuring of elleigances eeven in 1to1 peronsal reaptionshops
 
beceuase breviously your 1on1 partner got jut oner verion of you – now they get the whole public perona
I becomes impossible to tell a lie. Oj e slip, a tweet from the bous as ou’re waiting to arrive t your destination, and the firends your ditchingt will lnow what they were dumped for

I’ve decided to document a massively helpful change I recently made to the way I use Twitter. I don’t know how interesting or useful this will be to other people, but I hope it’s both.

In order to keep Twitter useful and manageable, and because there are quite a few people whose tweets I don’t want to miss, I recently halved the number of people I follow. My experience of Twitter changed dramatically, and for the better.*

But a couple of friends, including someone I’ve known for ten years, have written to me since, asking why I’m not following them any more. “Because you add no value to my stream,” I’ve replied.

Harsh, perhaps. But it’s true: just because you adore or admire someone doesn’t mean you should automatically follow them. Because Twitter’s not Facebook. Some of the people I follow online I’m not friends with in real life (and, in some cases, wouldn’t want to be). Some of the people I can’t get enough of in real life are mind-numbingly boring on Twitter.

For me, Twitter is:

• A way of letting people know what I’m up to
• A way of communicating quickly with people I work and socialise with
• A newsgathering tool
• A bit of fun

Just because I love you I.R.L. doesn’t mean I want to know what you had for breakfast. If your tweets add value to my life – for example, by being interesting, useful or funny – I’ll probably follow you. But it doesn’t mean anything bad if I don’t.

That’s all I had to say.

* For what it’s worth, I’ve found that 550 is about the right number for me. That sounds bizarrely precise, I know, but it’s based on the proportion of noisy people, quiet people and news feeds I follow. Your number will be different.

Now look here. We need to have a word about this retweet business. There are two things you should know:

1. Retweeting should not be read as endorsement or agreement.
2. Retweeting means you want others to see whatever it is you’re retweeting. That is all.

All I intend when I RT something is for my followers to see it too. That might be because it’s brilliant, but it’s just as likely that I’m taking the piss out of the original tweeter and want to expose them to wider ridicule, à la TweetingTooHard. Because that’s how I am.

There are, of course, disingenuous rascals who make a point of (deliberately) interpreting everything one retweets as an endorsement of the original. But they are normally missing the point on purpose. When I share something with my followers, that’s all I’m doing. Sharing it. Unless I append a comment.

At least, that’s my RT policy and I’m sticking to it. Just so you know.

I’m really into branding. I spend a lot of time wandering around the net, enjoying some of the wacky-but-somehow-appropriate names and logos people come up with for their websites, companies and projects. Usually, I can come up with pretty good names for things myself.

But I’ve got this problem. I’m about to start my own tech industry events agency, concentrating on large-scale and high-end parties, networking events, suppers and conferences. Nothing too ambitious to begin with: this is a side-project for me. The thing is, I can’t, for the life of me, come up with an awesome enough name.

That’s where you come in. I’d like you to suggest a name for the agency. Something smart. Something elegant. Maybe even something erudite. The last experiment I tried with social media worked out pretty well, so I have pretty high expectations…

What would you call a technology industry events agency? Please send answers via email, with ‘I’ve got it!’ in the subject line. There’s a bottle of champagne in it for you, if I go with your suggestion. That, and my (publicly stated) eternal gratitude. Over to you.

Voting has closed. None of you won.

On 20 June 2009, a select group from the London Twitterati led by Paul Carr and Robert Loch descended on Butlins in Bognor Regis. This is what happened. If you haven’t read Paul’s column yet, do that first.

NB: This video was thrown together *very* quickly – so it’s a bit rough around the edges

Thanks to Paul Walsh for organising the weekend (even though he didn’t show), Kevin Dixie for playing Dad (even though he bailed early) and most importantly Sara-Jane Brown, Kalina Chin and Jae Hopkins from Butlins for showing us such a good time.

Follow @yiannopoulos and @kevindixie for information about Butlins Tweetup, Part Deux! We’ll be arranging a second trip – this time to Minehead – later in the year.