I’m really into branding. I spend a lot of time wandering around the net, enjoying some of the wacky-but-somehow-appropriate names and logos people come up with for their websites, companies and projects. Usually, I can come up with pretty good names for things myself.

But I’ve got this problem. I’m about to start my own tech industry events agency, concentrating on large-scale and high-end parties, networking events, suppers and conferences. Nothing too ambitious to begin with: this is a side-project for me. The thing is, I can’t, for the life of me, come up with an awesome enough name.

That’s where you come in. I’d like you to suggest a name for the agency. Something smart. Something elegant. Maybe even something erudite. The last experiment I tried with social media worked out pretty well, so I have pretty high expectations…

What would you call a technology industry events agency? Please send answers via email, with ‘I’ve got it!’ in the subject line. There’s a bottle of champagne in it for you, if I go with your suggestion. That, and my (publicly stated) eternal gratitude. Over to you.

Voting has closed. None of you won.

On 20 June 2009, a select group from the London Twitterati led by Paul Carr and Robert Loch descended on Butlins in Bognor Regis. This is what happened. If you haven’t read Paul’s column yet, do that first.

NB: This video was thrown together *very* quickly – so it’s a bit rough around the edges

Thanks to Paul Walsh for organising the weekend (even though he didn’t show), Kevin Dixie for playing Dad (even though he bailed early) and most importantly Sara-Jane Brown, Kalina Chin and Jae Hopkins from Butlins for showing us such a good time.

Follow @yiannopoulos and @kevindixie for information about Butlins Tweetup, Part Deux! We’ll be arranging a second trip – this time to Minehead – later in the year.